The World According To Yoko Ono
Its Friday. Lets get yoked
“@yokoono: Have you seen the horizon lately?”
– As a matter of fact I have. It looks glorious. You know you’re insane when this is considered a normal tweet. I applaud Yoko’s consistent obsession with the sky. Horizons, stars, clouds. Can’t get enough.
“@yokoono: Climb up a ladder to reach the sky. Try ladders of different heights. See if the sky looks any closer from a higher ladder.”
– This seems a bit dangerous. I’m not sure Yoko understands how high the sky is from the ground. While I’ve never been to Japan, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that they don’t have ladder’s that can reach the sky. I hate to sound like a pessimist but this just seems flat out impossible.
“@yokoono: Imagine a dolphin dancing in the sky. Let it dance with joy. Think of yourself at the bottom of the ocean watching.”
– Yoko is all over the place with this one. Wouldn’t it make sense to picture ourselves dancing in the sky while dolphins watch us under water? I don’t think Yoko has a solid grasp on the human respiratory system. The dolphin would undoubtedly not be able to breathe in the sky, and we would drown at the bottom of the ocean. Was this Yoko’s plan all along? Is she some type of evil genius? I need a drink. Have a great weekend.
P.S. Yoko Ono has 4.3 million followers. Mind bottling.