The Government Knows What You Had For Dinner? And You’re Mad?
Posted by MattFromRI
You don’t Fucking say?
To start off, this post isn’t directed at everyone. You know who you are.
The hot button issue over that last month has been the fact that the government snoops into your hard drive. Now everyone has gotten there collective panties in a bunch over that fact that the government is looking at pictures of your dog. Me personally? I couldn’t care less. Oh what…is Obama looking at my search history full of porn and Hubble telescope pictures? Go for it dude, you look like you would enjoy both. If you are on the internet you are giving up your “privacy” to anybody on the other end; including, SHOCKINGLY, the government. I don’t care if you have all your privacy settings on and you keep your password locked in a box at the bottom of Lake Tahoe, someone is looking at your check-ins to Pink Berry. (You love frozen yogurt, admit it already. No one is buying your “too cool” attitude.) Listen, you might think you’re hot shit, but if you believe for one minute the oval office is passing around your twitter feeds for pics of you in your bikini, you are a bigger idiot than I thought. Clearly all this BS that is leaking is for protection, and for anyone who thinks different I can show you a boat to the North Pole. There is no internet there so no one will spy on you…except for polar bears, those guys will tear your ass UP! Me? I am going to continue to post: pictures of food, song lyrics, motivational quotes, dumb pictures of my dumb friends, and occasionally good blog posts. I have nothing to hide! Obama, I know your reading right now so I am putting out a challenge to you, 1v1 only submissions and pinfalls.
Your move Pres.
P.S. Don’t lie, you love that the government knows what you’re doing, you pervs!
P.S.S. If I die, someone please take a bat to my iMac. My browser history would be too confusing to explain.