And we wonder why the world is going to shit. One of the funniest and (gasp) most original comedies of all-time, Dumb and Dumber, still can’t find a financial suitor for it’s long awaited sequel, as Warner Bros. is the latest studio to drop out. Before anyone points out that they already made a sequel to Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumberer was a travesty in every sense of the word. I saw two penguins having sex at the zoo last night that had more talent than the actors in that movie. I suffer through the 34 sequels to Fast & Furious and The Chronicles of Riddick because I know Hollywood will eventually make it up to me. Anchorman 2 is a start, but I want Dumb and Dumber To. I need Dumb and Dumber To. If I don’t get Lloyd Christmas back in my life, pet’s heads are going to start falling off. That’s a promise.

– Ryan