I Looked Up “Insane” in the Dictionary and Here’s What I Found

Joanna Rohrback invented Prancercise – “A springy, rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a horse’s gait” – back in 1989, but it never caught on. -Huff Post

“Never caught on”?…Oh? You don’t fucking say?  The only people that would ever create something like this ate paint chips as a child.  If you do this, please admit yourself into the nearest padded room.  That way I don’t have to track you down and do it myself. Also, find me the composer of that music!  I assume he got into porn after this.

-MattyV

P.S. Anyone else think this lady had a love affair with a horse?

P.S.S. I Spy Camel Toe!

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Posted on May 30, 2013, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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