Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is fading. And he’s fading fast. He stunk up the stage on SNL. He lost his smokeshow girlfriend. And now hes dressing like MC Hammer. Im not sure if Biebs is a student of history, but MC Hammer went broke buying exotic animals and crayon paintings of fancy cars. Not exactly someone you should be modeling your life after. Add the fact that he looks like a pre-pubescent lesbian and you have a recipe for disaster. Fly away sweet prince. Fly away and be free.

– Ryan

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