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It was only a matter of time – GTA goes PUBG

With Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds (PUBG) enjoying massive popularity, it was only a matter of time before other properties adopted their unique battle royal play style. Rolling out yesterday, “Smuggler’s Run” is GTA Online’s (GTA) newest expansion that does just that.

Smuggler’s Run in a nutshell: “Blending the adrenaline rush of Drop Zone with the claustrophobic tension of a match of Penned In, this brutal Adversary Mode is a deadly scavenger hunt where second place is not an option,”…”Up to four teams parachute into a periodically shrinking kill box strewn with a lethal assortment of guns, explosives and Weaponized Vehicles. Work together, find a vehicle, and fight opposing teams and the shrinking map to survive and win.” – Rockstar

Not into words or reading? Watch the trailer for it:

Looks familiar right? Everything, minus the gun-outfitted vehicles, screams PUBG. If you were planning on waiting until PUBG comes to the XBone later this year, maybe this is the game that holds you over until you can ditch the keyboard and mouse for good.

-Matt

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A Movie Trailer made Completely with GTA V

Every time I see something like this on the internet have two immediate thoughts. 1. “Wow people have a lot of spare time on their hands” and 2.”People have way too much fucking time on their hands.” Not saying this isn’t awesome, because it is, but I can’t even fathom the amount of time that went into making this. Because of how many views it received I’m almost positive that whoever made it will be making other trailers and then the full-length feature, and I’ll be first in line to watch the first ever movie made in a video game. Innovative AS FUCK.

-Matt

Granny Has Some Serious Rage Issues

Right off that bat I would like to say how underutilized “Wanker” is as an insult. So degrading, especially with an accent. Secondly, how crazy is this old broad? Certifiably crazy, and I like every second of it. All you need is a little GTA V to unleash all that anger you had bottled up for 96 years.

-MattyV

FAQs On Bank Robbing

With the economy the way it is and the government still being shutdown people need information on alternate income streams. The people need to be properly informed, so without further adieu here is frequently asked questions about robbing banks.

No matter how much you steal it is still a crime. Go big or go home. You’re on the right track though!

If you decide to go through with it, the best plan of action, if you get caught, is to have something witty to say to the arresting officer. This will not, i repeat, will not get you out of prison, but it will be funny.

Please do not try to rob a bank with your mind. I can’t stress this enough. Nothing is going to happen.

Alerting the cops seems counter productive, but what do I know, i’m just a blogger.

Hope this helps out all you wannabe criminals out there!

-MattyV