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Adele’s World Takeover Continues As She Sings The Toy Instrument Cover of ‘Hello’ On The Tonight Show

Adele has been everywhere lately, promoting her new album and making everyone sob themselves to sleep. She killed it on SNL and on Jimmy Kimmel, and now she took her talent to The Tonight Show where she sang a different version of her hit song ‘Hello’. This is why I love Jimmy Fallon. Every other late night host would have Adele on to sing and that’s it. Fallon has her on and has her sing with The Roots and childrens instruments. Great stuff.


All We Know From The First Game Of Thrones Season 6 Poster Is That It’s Premiering In April

Another day, another day the internet is up in arms about something in a TV show. If you missed it, the official Game of Thrones Twitter account tweeted the first official season 6 poster, and of course it’s a picture of a bloody, sad Jon Snow. This has fans everywhere giving their opinion of whether he’s dead or not, even though we’re talking about a  super natural show with ice monsters and giants and women having sex with Sam. If you think you can predict whether Jon Snow is alive by viewing this poster, then you’re exactly where HBO wants you. They know how insane people have gone over last season’s finale, and they’re going to fuel the fire and watch the viewers flock in. As of now, all we know is that GOT will premiere in April, and that Sam will probably continue to bone his way to the top.


#SNL Just Announced A Murderer’s Row Of Hosts For Their December Episodes

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Sweet Lincoln’s beard is that a fabulous foursome of hosts. For the most part, season 41 of SNL has been outstanding. The hosts who weren’t supposed to be great but deliver ratings (Miley and Trump) pretty much weren’t great and delivered ratings. The hosts who you knew would dominate (Schumer & Morgan) dominated and the host who you knew would be a ton of fun (Elizabeth Banks) was exactly that last week. With McConnaughey hosting this week, SNL will have a bye week and then follow that with Ryan Gosling, Chris Hemsworth and the dynamic duo of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I have to imagine McConnaughey and Gosling will both be great in that “handsomely funny” kind of way, and Chris Hemsworth is already one of my favorite under the radar hosts (part 2 of this chicken sketch or we riot). Then you end the year with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (plus a ton of cameos) and you have an epic first half of the season. Oh, and The Boss will be singing too. God bless you, Lorne Michaels.


Meet Keely Mullen…Enjoy Your Friday

AMAZING. Keely Mullen, you need to spend your efforts getting a job and paying for your student loans instead of demanding other people’s money. Don’t get me wrong, free college for everyone would be amazing, you know what else would be amazing? If I defecated ice cream.


Here’s The Undertaker Tombstoning Brad Maddox Dressed As A Turkey On The Tonight Show Because Life Is Wonderful

In 10 days, The Undertaker will celebrate his 25th anniversary with the WWE, as he debuted at the 1990 edition of Survivor Series. It’s an unprecedented run that will most likely never be matched, and Taker’s legacy in the WWE is arguably the greatest character in wrestling history. To celebrate this milestone, WWE is having Undertaker week on the WWE Network, and Taker has already appeared on Raw and Smackdown overseas this week. Well as if this couldn’t get any better, The Undertaker made a surprise appearance on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and tombstoned Brad Maddox, who was dressed as a turkey. If this two minute video didn’t make you smile then you may not have a pulse. Long live the dead man.


Josh Groban Gets Me – Clarkson and Groban Duet of ‘All I Ask of You’

Unreal. Fucking unreal. I love Phantom so much, I love Josh Groban so much, I guess I like Kelly Clarkson now and ‘All I Ask of You’ is my favorite song from Phantom. Way to make comic book day even better, guys. Listen to this masterpiece, listen to it good. Andrew Lloyd Webber is clapping from his gold tower.


Vernon Davis Has Been Traded, Colin Kaepernick Has Been Benched & The 49ers Aren’t The Greatest Team In The World Right Now

Oh No – The trade of Vernon Davis to the Denver Broncos on Monday signals more than just the beginning of the teardown of what was once an elite NFL team.

The trade represents the full-circle journey the 49ers have taken, from the ranks of the NFL’s worst, to one of its best, now back to darkness and desperation.

Hours after the trade, reports circled that the 49ers have decided to bench struggling Colin Kaepernick in favor of Blaine Gabbert this week. The quarterback of the present and future will hold a clipboard. The team is crumbling.


That picture pretty much sums up the 49ers season. They had the worst offseason in recent memory, losing so many key coaches and players that you knew it’d be impossible for them to have anything close to a decent season this year, and that’s exactly what’s happened. Now another key veteran is gone in Vernon Davis, and their $100 million quarterback Colin Kaepernick has been benched in favor of a guy who the Jacksonville Jaguars thought was expendable. It’s a shocking fall from grace for a team that was in the god damn Super Bowl 3 years ago, but that’s what happens when ownership thinks they know how to build a team better than a guy (Jim Harbaugh) who lives and breathes football and has instantly turned around programs and franchises everywhere he’s went. Is it shocking that Michigan is ranked 16th in the country and the 49ers are going through one of the ugliest seasons in ever? It shouldn’t be, and unfortunately, unless they score some serious talent in next year’s draft, it won’t be getting better anytime soon.


Dirk Nowitzki Might Have Already Won Halloween With This Insanely Spot On Lurch Costume

I’m a little biased here, but Dirk Nowitzski just won Halloween and it’s not even Halloween yet. Not only does Dirk have the perfect look for a Lurch costume (lanky 7 footer) but he pulls off the makeup and dead eyed stare perfectly. The Mavericks might not win another title while he’s still playing, but that doesn’t mean Dirk is going to go less than 100% for a team Halloween party. Not now, not ever.


Indiana Jones Was Arrested In Upstate New York

INDYThis was Indy’s last crusade.

Indiana Z. Jones, 21, was arrested Sunday after a 100-mph car chase in Yates County in upstate New York.

According to the Elmira Star Gazette, the hot pursuit began in the Rushville, a small village on the county line.

Jones, driving a 2002 Audi A6, tried to flee a traffic stop.

The chase only lasted six minutes, ending about 12 miles away in the Town of Benton when the Yates County Sheriff’s Office threw down “stop sticks,” spiked devices that deflate tires.

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This is one of those headlines that you read and think that the writer or the editor was just in particularly goofy mood when he wrote this story. Then you read the article and realize that 1. this guy REALLY did not want to get arrested and 2. this guy has one of the coolest names of all time. I also need to know what the Z stands for. Zoltan? Zeek? If it’s something as simple as Zack I’m going to so upset. You can’t be named Indiana Jones, engage the police is a 100mph chase and then have Zack as a middle name. It just doesn’t work.



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