Full screen contact pictures are back! The time of the stupid little bubbles is over! Finally I can see all the hilarious pictures/names I set for my friends.
Yeah, i’m a big fan of The Sopranos, and all my close friends in my phone reflect that. Hats off to you Apple, not sire why it was gone in the first place, but kudos for rectifying your horrible mistake. I thank you. Now please excuse me, I have contact pictures to find.
We watched Houdini a few weeks ago, and if you haven’t already, you should check it out because it’s really good. Naturally, we now want to be magicians, and even though Houdini classified himself as an escape artist, pulling a rabbit out of a hat seems like a lot more fun than trying to escape a water filled chamber while tied up in chains. Since we now have an immense amount of knowledge in the magician profession, we figured we’d put our brains to the pavement and come up with the two most important aspects of being a magician: the name and the assistant.
Eugene The Dazzling Magician
I know what you’re thinking: “Ryan, you just typed the word magnificent into Microsoft Word and used a synonym to create your name.” Well you’re right. At least it’s better than “David Copperfield”. Real original name DAVE. Being a magician is all about the illusion, but I want to make my act more about the show. Basically what I’m saying is that there will be very little magic going on. Instead, I’m going to dazzle the audience. Sometimes by song, sometimes by feats of strength, sometimes by catching my breath from said feats of strength. If the audience ever gets tired of me (which I’m sure they will) that’s when I’ll pull my trump card: no, not Donald Trump, but my assistant George Clooney. Game. Set. Match. George Clooney magic show.
Matt, The Marvelous
Quick hands? Check. Looks good in a tuxedo with tails? Check. Owns a magic wand and top hat? Check and check. Here’s how I start my rise to super stardom. Break into the magician scene with a few birthday parties. Have those snot nosed kids eating out of the palm of my hand, and before you can say abracadabra I get an offer for a full-time gig at the Providence Marriott. After networking with traveling business men for a few months, I get moved up to the big leagues…Vegas baby. I fly out to Vegas, call up Tony Danza (lets face it, he isn’t doing anything anyway), and the rest, my friends, is history. “Matt and Tony’s Magical Gathering”, I can see it now. Our first trick? We make Kim Kardashian and Kanye West disappear. A magician never reveals his secrets, but I’ll give you a hint on this one….it has nothing to do with magic…
For anyone who drank soda in the 90’s you knew two things. 1. Pepsi Blue was ahead of its time and 2. Surge was the greatest soda of all time. ALL MOTHER FUCKING TIME. Great news came across my iPhone today, Surge is back and exclusively on Amazon.com. Get a dozen cans for 14.99. I fully expect to buy AT LEAST 4 cases. Get yours here.
Keanu is BACK! Kicking ass like this was the Matrix 4 or something.
Oh yeah, Reek is in it too. Sign me up.
Love me some Atmosphere on a Monday. Feel that sunshine!
Debuting at SXSW last year, ‘Print the Legend’ follows Makerbot CEO Bre Pettis as he redefines and creates a whole new class of geeks..the Makers. Look for ‘Print the Legend’ on September 26th on Netflix.
If you had asked me, when I put my first post on this blog, what would be my 1,000th post I would be lying directly to your face hole if I said “A GIF of a homeless man throwing rocks at fish”. But now, 999 posts later, I have reached the pinnacle about what this blog, and GIFs in general, are all about. Check out this urban, homeless, MacGyver just beaming fish off the temple with giant rocks. I’m not even sure those things constitute as rocks anymore…maybe boulders. Rocks are something you skip across a calm pond on a cool summers morning, boulders are things you throw at sea creatures to fill your gullet. What does this man do with the fish once they are in his shopping cart? Eat them raw? Because I know for damn sure that the homeless man who throws heavy objects to catch fish sure has HELL hasn’t discovered fire yet.
Keep doing you. I hope the rivers of your life are filled with bountiful fish and that your boulders fly straight and true…..Either that or I hope you find a fishing rod.
Here is the next chapter of one of the most iconic vehicles in the world, the Batmobile. Zach Synder tweeted this picture out after some pictures leaked from the set of the Batmobile sitting in a back alley. Though, it didn’t look quite as cool as the picture above. My guess is that this is the way we will be seeing Batman’s super cruiser after all the CGI and color grading, and i’m ok with that.
In honor of this brand new rendition of the Batmobile let’s look back at it’s evolution