5 comments on “Monster Blog Wednesday: Exotic Pets

  1. Is this even a question? The perfect pet is a Koala, not only are they adorable but they could pull a heel turn and scratch your friends face off without warning. Plus ill never have to take it for a walk, we can just sit on the couch with a snootchie wootchie bag and a pile of eucalypt leaves and get high while we watch Mel Brooks films all day. Oh yea, and his name would be Gregory, named after the late great reggae crooner Gregory Isaacs because both Gregory the Koala and Gregory Isaacs likes to take is slow. But really the best part of having a Koala as a pet is that hes a chick magnet… you think a bittie is gonna go anywhere near an animal that weighs 7000 lbs with a giant dildo sticking out of its forehead (or in the woolys case 2 dildos?!?!) I think not.

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