Everyone’s favorite zombie killers look to be in a wee bit of trouble in the trailer for season 5 of ‘The Walking Dead’. Rick is defiant and angry (shocking), but a lot of the trailer shows the original inhabitants of Terminus having the upper hand on Rick & Co. I’ve been told from friends that read the graphic novels that there’s a villain who gets the upper hand on the group that is actually impossible to portray on television, because he is so horrible. I hope the showrunners at least try, because I want all out war in season 5. CARRRRLLLL!
Ok, maybe that isn’t true, but I think he is pretty well versed in causing women physical pain. If your deep dark secret desires is to get knocked out and dragged through a hotel like a rag doll.
-The Average Nobodies
We (Rhode Islanders) often forget how special where we live really is. We have world renowned beaches, pretty ideal weather (if you like 4 full seasons), and views that are meant for postcards. It is also easy to forget the history Rhode Island has. We have been around since the inception of America, and with that comes a lot of great memories. Here is a flashback to 1964 when the great Bob Dylan graced the stages at the annual Newport Folk Festival.
PS- Mr. Tambourine Man is my favorite Bob Dylan song.
NYD – Sharknado” and its upcoming Big Apple sequel may be a couple of unexpected Syfy hits, but if you ask star Tara Reid, a shark attack on New York is not as far-fetched as it might seem.
“You know, it actually can happen,” Reid, 38, told GQ magazine. “I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually.”
Reid admitted that it “would be crazy” for something like that to transpire.
“The chances of it are, like, you know, it’s like probably ‘pigs could fly,’” she told GQ. “Like, I don’t think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado.”
Well at least Tara Reid doesn’t think pigs could fly. I guess she’s got that going for her. I don’t want to take the low road and just make stereotypical blonde jokes, so let’s just say she’s an idiot and she also just so happens to have blonde hair. Oh you think it would be crazy if a sharknado happened, Tara? You think it would be crazy if not only did a tornado strike land, but inside that tornado were actual living, breathing sharks? Well I’ll give this one. It would definitely be crazy, on a lot of levels. Thousands of years of scientific research on sharks would be wrong, for one thing. I’ve always been under the impression they can survive in water, but apparently Tara Reid has some other information that allows them to survive in extreme winds. She did survive the first movie, so she must be doing something right. Although if this does ever actually happen, there’s only man I want by my side. A man with a history of dealing with tornados. A man who understands…twisters.
If you didn’t like Hot Tub Time Machine you’re either a thief of joy or blind and deaf, and if it’s the latter I sincerely apologize although you’re probably not reading this. Anyway, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 looks like it’s all over the place, but I have no doubt it’ll be funny, even if there’s no John Cusack :(. Adam Scott is a healthy replacement, and I’m not counting out John being the mysterious shooter that makes the gang go back to the magic hot tub.
Halo fans have been waiting for this since Halo was released with the first Xbox some 14 years ago (holy shit, where did the time go). Looks incredibly well done, and coming from Ridley Scott I am not surprised. Be on the lookout for “Halo: Nightfall” this fall!
Apparently Dirk and the rest of the professional athletes from Dallas play in a Heroes Celebrity Baseball game every year in Dallas. The fact that I didn’t know this makes me so mad I want to punch myself in the face.
The order is Dez Bryant, Ben Grieve, Dirk Nowitzki, Michael Young, Devin Harris, Jason Witten, Terrance Williams, Brian Cardinal, and Monta Ellis. That’s right. WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE TONY ROMO IS COACHING MONTA ELLIS AND HAS HIM SLATED TO PITCH IN THE SEVENTH INNING AND WE WERE JUST CARRYING ON WITH OUR LIVES WITHOUT KNOWING. I LOVE THIS COUNTRY.
So, that’s the game in a nutshell. The city of Dallas just tosses its best athletes on a baseball diamond and shouts “Play ball.” It’s amazing.
The only bad thing about this whole thing Tony Romo is their coach. You never want a human mush apart of your celebrity baseball team, but I have to imagine Dirk’s childish joy overpowered any of Tony Romo’s bad juju. Swoosh41 for life.
Jessica Cash is a Playboy playmate who’s Instagram is pretty spectacular. Here’s exhibit A:
There’s a lot to love in that picture. A lot. Well @toviqhawkins found something very particular that he liked and he thought Jess should know about it.
I’m not going to lie, when I first saw this picture, my first thought was not “nice armpits”. My first thought in any picture like this is never “nice armpits”. I guess that’s the beauty of Instagram. Maybe beauty isn’t the right word. All I know is when you’re looking at a picture of a Playboy playmate in a bikini and your main priority is her armpits, I think it’s time to reevaluate a lot of things in your life. On a side note, Jessica Cash, never change.
DU Bye – A man in Florida apparently got a dose of road rage karma when police say he was run over by his own pickup truck after getting out to bang on another driver’s window.
It happened Tuesday evening in Gainesville, Florida.
The Gainesville Sun (http://bit.ly/1rDishr) reports 48-year-old Joseph Carl had been drinking and drove into a vehicle stopped at a red light. He got out of his truck without putting it in park and began banging on the window of a woman’s car. When the frightened woman drove away, there was nothing holding his truck in place.
The truck rolled into Carl. A police report says he was taken to the hospital where he was treated for fractures in his hand and foot.
He’s charged with DUI and DUI property damage. It isn’t known whether he’s obtained a lawyer.
Talk about adding insult to injury. Not only are you driving around drunk, but then you get run over by your own truck. That is a bitch. Although is anyone really surprised that the drunk guy who rammed his truck into another car forgot to put his car in park? Seems like a logical thing to forget. I think this is how normal people who live in Florida feel on a daily basis. They sit at a red light like a normal person and then a drunk driver comes plowing into them from behind. The drunk driver, who is clearly in the wrong, then gets out of his truck and starts banging on the normal person’s window. A normal reaction would be to just get the hell out of there, which the normal person does, and then the drunk drivers truck, which was never put in park, runs over the drunk driver. I have to imagine surviving a day in Florida as a normal person is like your own personal hunger games, except it never ends.